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Give us the dirt. This is the perfect place to air your dirty laundry but keep it about the topic here. Really, you need to tell us all about how being on Facebook and THE Game has had an impact on your life. We prefer to hear what's really funny about spending copious amounts of time on a...well, you tell us. You will feel better. It's like absolution really. Go ahead.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Lost bits

My whole day...shot...down the drain...ruined!  Why, you ask?  Because my BITS keep getting lost on Farmville.  It's not bad enough that my computer/internet/whatever is running like a turtle.  I only have so much time in the day to collect as many special items off the feed and I REEEAALY need another two scarves for my limited time collection.  Boy, this just makes life very difficult.  Okay, I don't really have much else to do but flip back and forth on the feed.  No, I can't just clean house or pay bills.  NO, doing something more productive is not in the least bit appealing to me.  Not a bit. 
Oh, that reminds me...WHERE do these bits go?  Are they floating around in cyberspace?  Will they all end up being found on someone's farm in some random inappropriately timed event?  Is that how I suddenly get a gift with no avatar/profile picture face on it?  Has it materialized on the other side of the world as a mysterious apparition?  Hmmmmm....still wish my bits would find themselves back in my Facebook page.  Gotta get some more collections completed.  There IS a TIME factor here!!
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  1. UnknownDecember 9, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    Well, I do lose a cow or two...but it really bugs me when I miss a cow bell or twine...on the other hand, this morning I woke up to 93 gift requests...now I think there is a problem when it actually takes more time to accept and resend gifts than to "play the GAME". I would say this could be a problem in my life....that or when my daughter slams down the laptop lid on my knuckles in the middle of harvesting my rice. And for those of you that don't understand why we play these silly games, well, I guess you haven't experienced motherhood...can you say do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around, or Apples to Apples? While I sit doing yes, 14 loads of laundry for my family, cook, clean, shop, go to the bank, look for a nonexistent job, maybe THEN you will understand why we like to go to la la land and play games, instead of, say using meth, or drinking ourselves to death...nuf said for today...must go to another self help program...I mean, how many is too many?

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  2. UnknownDecember 18, 2010 at 10:52 PM

    Okay, so facebook said I use the word vote, and okay the most...followed by my family, even though they never get my attention now that I am GLUED to my keypad..mostly killing people on Mafia World. Mafia World addicts are THE most serious about the game. I mean, the gifts go in less than 5 seconds! Now THAT is dedication. And if you don't finish your mission, you will get scolded in a personal message...yes, we are THAT into it! Then, if you don't stay on top of it, someone snuffs you again,then you have to find out who, and if you really want to mess with them. I have not maxed out at 501 members, which is the maximum allowed...even IF if friend everyone I don't know around the world, I don't know if I would get to 501. I don't even KNOW 501 people, do you? Maybe I'm just a hermit living in my basement, playing...you guessed it...Mafia World. Must watch the Godfather again soon. The question I have, is how much profile points does it take to be a better fighter? Is it the attack, defense, or members? I don't know the "majic" combination...please tell me.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 22, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    okay, for all you twelve steppers, is your life unmanageable because you spend too much time killing people in Mafia World? How about selling all your trees and buildings just to get enough fences to earn the blue ribbon? I know I am really out of it when I toggle back and forth between my home page and games, just to get the "rewards" from Mafia World....because they DO go as fast as 5 seconds or less...and if you have reached the 501 maximum MW friends, how many times did you have to go outside the US to find ANYONE that would be acceptable? You KNOW when they ask if you know this person, it makes you wonder? Please, if you need help, or just advice on how the games work, go for it...for me, I would like to find a place like this where I can express my addiction and deal with it, rather than go to yet another 12 step program? Seriously, I have a 3 program limit on my addictions...

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  4. SherryazDecember 23, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    I hear ya Anonymous! I had to clear a whole huge section of my farm to achieve the hay bale blue ribbon. Of course, the bales spelled out... "FA MEETING HERE!" So that all of us folks would know where to meet. *sigh* You have come to the right place, my friend in pain. FARM ON!!!

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